You know that you've been away a long time when you realise that your fingers have forgotten how to type.
Merry Christmas!
Visiting our Chinese half of the family is always a lovely experience, but I have to admit that it is good to be home.
"What should they know of England
who only England know?"
To me, Kipling's words used to mean "travel the world, broaden your mind".
Now, I feel that the meaning of those words has changed to "the purpose of travelling is to remind yourself how much you love your home".
The Li river, near Guilin, is possibly the only famous sight in China that remains relatively unspoiled,
but they're working on it
After travelling the length of China, the thought of returning to our humble house became mightily appealing. Our house may be a building site, with radiators and floors removed, but it's home. After a few weeks, everywhere seems ghastly when compared with the halcyon aura of your home.
We arrived back in Oxford at midnight, greeted by a gentle snowstorm. Lei's mother is staying with us, her first trip outside of China, and the city welcomed her with a full display of its snow-covered beauty.
Almost immediately afterwards, I was sent off to the south coast of Spain for a conference...
(More bad cartoons may be found on my much-neglected Facebook page, as ever)
The tropical Mediterranean climate came as rather a shock, after the snow of Beijing and England.
It takes just six minutes for the sun to rise above the horizon at this time of year
I even found that it was impossible to enjoy a restaurant surrounded by an aquarium without my dear wife to experience it with me. Although it was rather impressive...
Fishy
I'm probably going to start adopting the practice of the late pope, HH John Paul II, and start kissing the tarmac every time I land at home. It really is great to be back.
I have a few tong of various decent cakes from one of my favourite shops in Beijing (run by a friend of
MarshalN, no less), and some others from another decent shop in Maliandao, so please watch your mailboxes for strange samples arriving whenever I finally get around to unpacking.
Little Brother works his magic